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Reparation av UV-filter
« skrivet: juni 15, 2017, 23:46:56 »
Glaset lossnade och skramlade, åkte fyra mil och köpte snabblim, reparerade, lät härda i sex timmar, tvättade rent, torkade, tog bort lim på avvägar och tappade filtret.
Duktig idiot!


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« Svar #1 skrivet: juni 16, 2017, 11:40:22 »
That's Life  :)

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« Svar #2 skrivet: juni 16, 2017, 13:10:32 »
That's Life  :)
Jepp.

MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong, it will.

Murphy's Corollary:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once.

O'Toole's Commentary:
Murphy was an optimist.


Dessutom:
 
Ralph's Observation:
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

Scott's Second Law:
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.

Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Second Law:
No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to:
(a) misinterpret it.
(b) fake it.
or
(c) believe it supports his own pet theory.

Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Finagle's Fourth Law:
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Gumperson's Law:
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Rudin's Law:
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

Howe's Law:
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Klipstein's Law:
Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.

Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness:
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Lewis' Law:
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

The Airplane Law:
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Etorre's Observation:
The other line moves faster.


Och inte minst:

Interchangeable parts won't.

You never find a lost article until you replace it.

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« Svar #3 skrivet: juni 17, 2017, 09:09:46 »
til slutt Lage's law  kontroll er en Illusjon :)

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« Svar #4 skrivet: juni 17, 2017, 17:42:33 »
@Fujo och @make, jag gillar bådas inlägg. Inte dumt dit lag heller Lage. Lages Lag.
Jag tror jag skall dela dem för allmänheten. :)
//Fredrik 
Kunskap uppstår genom nyfikenhet.

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« Svar #5 skrivet: juni 17, 2017, 19:14:35 »
til slutt Lage's law  kontroll er en Illusjon :)
Fujo's Corollary: Den upplevda graden av kontroll är omvänt proportionell mot kunskap och erfarenheter

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« Svar #6 skrivet: juni 19, 2017, 15:38:52 »
til slutt Lage's law  kontroll er en Illusjon :)
Fujo's Corollary: Den upplevda graden av kontroll är omvänt proportionell mot kunskap och erfarenheter


Hm...... :)